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kaimitch:

rurone:

justjasper:

siamese cats getting really fucking distressed at their owner being in the shower

“Operation: Save the human from the loud spraying water box of death” is my favorite thing

cats that actually say meow

May 24
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Les Friction | Torture

The more I hear about the Xbox One, the less attractive it sounds and the more attractive the PS4 and Wii U sound.

May 24
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dsoloauteur:

I want to fall asleep kissing you

May 24
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unironicgoth:

HE TALKED TO ME

May 24
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battybatty:

Roll me up in a blanket like a burrito and kiss me

I don’t like video games where I can’t jump while running or swim.

May 24
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dangertitties:

areyouahauntedpotato:

wildcosmia:

weepingkind-movedtothanksjupiter:

Greatest intro to a porn ever. Technically SFW.

lemon whores stealing lemons

I’m like 90% sure they just sat those actors down and told them to talk about how much they liked lemons until their next cue. You can practically see them internally cracking up about the shit they’re saying. ”Hey hasn’t it been about ten seconds since we last looked at our lemon tree?”

“Hey, hasn’t it been about 10 seconds since we looked at our lemon tree?”

Look me in the eye and tell me this is real.