February 2012
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herroyalabattoir folgt dir jetzt
Heyo, missus. Welcome to the blog.
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djdstride:
god im so gay
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fatherlylockdownmode folgt dir jetzt
Welcome to my blog where I reblog cats and J-rockers.
hornsallupandhonkin:
fortunatossoliloquy:
Of course, all this pretending all around. We’re going to make great friends, I can tell.
SoUnDs LiKe FuN.
wHo ArE yOu AnYwAyS- pReTeNdInG tHaT i GiVe A fUcK.
Ooh, feisty, aren’t you? My name is Brody, pleasure to meet you.
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hornsallupandhonkin:
fortunatossoliloquy:
hornsallupandhonkin folgt dir jetzt
Hey there, pretend I’m greeting you with something irrevocably witty.
PrEtEnD i Am GrEeTiNg YoU aNd NoT mOtHeRfUcKiNg DiStRaCtEd.
Of course, all this pretending all around. We’re going to make great friends, I can tell.
adiostiranodevirus:
oH NO,
mY VOCAL CHORDS ARE FIXED NOW,
mY CAUSE OF DEATH OR ALMOST DEATH BEFORE THE ACTUAL DEATH HAPPENED,
wAS HAVING MY THROAT RIPPED OUT,
s-sO, i HAD TO WAIT FOR MY CHORDS TO REGENERATE,
bUT IT’S ALL GOOD NOW,
aLSO,
tHE SAME THING HAPPENED TO YOU,
}:o
Ooh, alrighty, gotcha. That sounds like it blows.
Yeah! When I died and came back, I was mute for two years,...
adiostiranodevirus:
wELL,
i’M tAVROS, nICE TO MEET YOU bRODY,
dEATH IS UHH, rEALLY FUN, eSPECIALLY WHEN YOU COME BACK MUTE,
aND NO ONE UNDERSTAND YOU,
}:\
Wow are you me that’s like exactly what happened to me.
I narrow my eyes at you, good sir.
I’d recommend getting fluent in ASL, I’d imagine there’s gonna be somebody around you who can ‘speak’ it...
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boondoggleprospect asked: So. Tacos. Hard shell, soft shell, or both? Also quesadillas y/n O: (god DAMN all this talk about tacos is making me hungry as hell)
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julesisajailbaitslut asked: screw you everyone talks about being drunk all the time WHATS IT LIKE?!?!?!?!?!
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julesisajailbaitslut asked: theres whiskey in here does that mean i can drink it
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Anonymous asked: wow fuck you man i was drinking something and then that fucking BUNNY GIF MADE ME SPIT IT EVERYWHERE
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frecklefuck asked: oh yeah I'm going to claim it then.
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mangosgonewild asked: BRODY COMFORT ME FROM MR. SMILEY. COMFORT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR JAPANESE ANIMES
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sardonicpuppeteer hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: Dude man I ate tacos all night last night. I think.
Gimmie that brownie.
It’s only available in the Kingdom of Askbox.
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frecklefuck asked: Dude man I ate tacos all night last night. I think.
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adiostiranodevirus:
i-i DON’T REALLY MIND EITHER WAY,
aLSO,
nOT THAT IT MATTERS NOW,
i’M KIND OF UHH, dEAD i THINK, i DON’T KNOW WHAT TO CALL IT, bUT ANYWAY, hELLO, wHAT IS YOUR NAME,
Dead! Great fun! I’ve done that before. It was just so exciting, I would do it all over again if I could.
My name is Brody, pleasure to meet you.
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hornsallupandhonkin folgt dir jetzt
Hey there, pretend I’m greeting you with something irrevocably witty.
adiostiranodevirus:
fortunatossoliloquy:
adiostiranodevirus folgt dir jetzt
Hey there, welcome to my blog where I’m really gay, all day.
wHAT,
dOES GAY MEAN,
}:?
oH WAIT, i-iS IT THAT,
eRR, tHING,
sEXUALITY,
yEAH THAT,
Uhh yes. Yes it is.
It means I like the dick. All of it.
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frecklefuck asked: >Sets up camp in your ask box.
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adiostiranodevirus folgt dir jetzt
Hey there, welcome to my blog where I’m really gay, all day.
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sisnotsissy:
there are so many things that i just never tell people because it’s easier to let them assume shit that isn’t true than it is for me to explain why they’re wrong.
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Sadie - Tsuiren no Hana
emiheartyou:
I can’t change what happened in your past, but I can make sure your future is amazing.
sardonicpuppeteer:
basstrip:
DO YOU Ever jsut sit there with your hand grabbing your genital happily there are no sexual implications there just genital holding
Frequently.
Mhmmm.
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lilithinterspinas asked: I gain the greatest part of my energy through coitus, whether directly with the person toward which my powers are directed or through an intermediary. Regardless of her gender, you will not accept Cecilia as an intermediary due to your relationship to her, and because of your orientation, you will not accept me. My abilities will be significantly hindered because of this, unless you are able to...
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lilithinterspinas asked: Tell me, then, Brody: How were you infected, when, and by whom? What is the nature of your transformations? How much of your human faculties do you retain in the animal state? How long during the lunar course does your condition manifest? Does it affect you outside of the full moon? Have you attempted to reverse the condition yourself? What methods did you utilize, and were they successful in any...
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lilithinterspinas asked: I shall speak in English to communicate with you henceforth, though I abhor it on principle. Cecilia has informed me that you are a lycanthrope and that you wish for the disease to be driven out. I must know the details of your condition in order to proceed. I assume, due to your homosexual tendencies, that you would not accept my usual methods.